*looks in a mirror* you again
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
THANK. YOU.
I don’t think there is anything worse than watching the person you love walk away, because they think you deserve better.
“How seals move on land”
-bubbubbubbubbubbub-omg they’re so cute I love them
How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cryThis
How college students were viewed in 1983: hardworking and passionate
How college students are viewed in 2015: lazy and unambitious
THIS
College student mental health in 1983: Happy and bright and full of hope.
College student mental health in 2016: If I kill myself I don’t have to pay back my student loans.
We’re gonna need a couple dozen buckets of cold water here
cat on bed: [sneezes]
cat on floor: [jumps in surprise]
“I went to Africa last summer”
Oh all 54 countries?
“I volunteered in an African village”
In all 54 countries?
“I love African music!”
Oh all 54 countries’ music?
“African clothes are so pretty”
The ones worn in all 54 countries?No one says Europe when talking about England
No one says North America when talkin about Canada.
We’re fucking 56 different countries don’t lump us all together god fucking dammit
